Hey, bro...So there's like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the Ferrari, and then we can just split? Thanks, bro.

I have a high self-opinion - I don't need to hide that. I don't need to be self-deprecating.

I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.

Let's face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.

Taylor Swift is super charming. Damn you Swift.

It's much more interesting to embrace who you really are rather than waste energy pretending to be someone else.

Yoga carves you into a different person - and that is satisfying physically.

At any Maroon 5 concert, you'll see a room backstage marked 'yoga.'

I'd rather be loud and misunderstood than quiet and bored

ADHD isn't a bad thing, and you shouldn't feel different from those without ADHD.

I love music videos, I really do. I think it's kind of sad that it's a dying art form.

The cabin in the woods is to the American Gothic what the haunted castle is to the European - the seed from which everything else ultimately grows.

Visionary people face the same problems everyone else faces; but rather than get paralyzed by their problems, visionaries immediately commit themselves to finding a solution.

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings.

There's also this weirdness to California, this darkness, it's a place where people come to follow their dreams and sometimes don't make it.

It is the weak and confused who worship the pseudosimplicities of brutal directness.

It’s an odd thing, happiness. Some people take happiness from gold. Or black pearls. And some of us, far more fortunate, take their happiness from periwinkles.

It is not swinish to be happy unless one is happy in swinish ways.

A regime which puts in a bunker the highest law in the land does not have the moral authority to say that nobody is above the law.