Hey, don't stick that tongue out, unless you're gonna use it.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Don't waste your breath/trying to escape/if a pure love you don't have/no one will be saved.

Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.

The business of business is business.

But there is no danger of my not concentrating on cricket. I'm comfortable on the pitch, and that will never change. I have to remember what I do for a living

I was not a public - I was not a thinker. I was a doer.

The test audience holds a great deal of power in the process of filmmaking in the United States.

If we accept imperfect food, we can indeed change the world for the better.

The only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

One of the great bonuses of being a film actor is that I get to go to different places, meet inspiring people and learn different things. So all those details add up.

The joy of creating is the truest joy.