Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I'm pretty sure it's hard enough to bust heads.

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.

I know about dance, like the creationist knows about science, and typically treat it with a similar contempt

NEVER accept "conventional wisdom" when it comes to finance. If others keep failing, why do you want to follow them?

A building is a string of events belonging together.

President Bush should be indicted and should be driven out of office. He should be sent back home in Texas.

To practice jnana yoga, the yoga of knowledge and discrimination, it's necessary to have a highly developed mind.

Jesus is our strength, and what we cannot do or bear, He can both do and bear in us.

There are a variety of techniques to help people change the kind of thinking that leads them to become depressed. These techniques are called cognitive behavioral therapy.

A butterfly symbolized acceptance of each new phase in life. To keep faith as everything around you changed.

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

I've grown up a lot, I'm on my own, and I've learned some valuable life lessons.