Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

You should have seen the look on your skull.

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

I think I just had an evilgasm.

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world t

God is magnificent. God is mighty.

Those that choose to walk in the light will experience light.Those that choose the opposite path create for themselves the opposite experience.

In an ideal world for me, I would like to go back and forth [between film and theater]. I kind of want to do it all

If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don’t compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he’ll be thrilled, because he took you there.

Music and text have several commonalities, and one is meter and rhythm. Both spoken word and music have certain regularities, and they can be sub-divided rhythmically.

A lot of movies are made to make us dream.

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

smile, It increases your face value

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?