Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

When you you see no positive change take care of a negative change.

Writers are a product of where we come from but by looking at alternatives to the culture in which we live, we can find ways to change and hopefully improve it.

It is by your own that you have to learn a lesson and they by themselves so that they will blame you not.

The last real movie stars were probably Redford and Newman. And things were different then. There wasn't this amazing amount of magazines and information about them.

If there is to be a human future, we must bring ourselves into balanced relationship with one another and the Earth.

[The United States and Israel] share many common objectives ... chief of which is the building of a better world in which every nation can develop its resources and develop them in freedom and peace.

Values linger on after the social structures which conceived them.

I am timeless being. I am free of desire or fear, because I do not remember the past or imagine the future.

It was definitely some tough moments throughout my life, but I kind of stayed focused and came through the other end of the tunnel.