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Douglas Coupland Quotes: Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!
         

Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!


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