Hi, ’ Jake said. ‘I met you earlier today, but you were a lot younger then.’ ‘I was a lot younger ten minutes ago.

Animals don't know as much about jealousy as people, but they're not ignorant of it, either.

Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature.

And because Eddie knew that was only the truth, he said nothing.

What we’ve got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes faster than the speed of sound. Welcome to the fantasy version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

But it is. It’s something you need, and that’s a long way from nothing. If you need it, Eddie, we need it. What we don’t need is a man who can’t let go of the useless baggage of his memories.

This was it, he knew it, was sure of it, this was the door which would take him back—

Kill if you will, but command me nothing!’ the gunslinger roared. ‘You have forgotten the faces of those who made you!

How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them.

The habit of writing clearly soon comes to the writer who is a severe critic to himself.

An English philosopher said that whatever is cosmic is also comic. Do the best you can and don't take it so seriously.

Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?

Don't document bad code - rewrite it.

As artists, it’s our job to delve into the uncomfortable, the difficult and the challenging.

Talent is helpful in writing, but guts are absolutely necessary.

You never know how stylish a movie is going to be and I think this movie has a great sense of style. The way that it is shot and our costumes and everything, it was just terrific.

I'm the character actor in Hollywood movies, the girl who has to be annoying so the guy can go to the other girl.

Get smart and nothing can touch you.