Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

If the past is not to bind us, where can duty lie? We should have no law but the inclination of the moment.

Every one fastens where there is gaine.

Strapping a computer display to your face is not the answer.

You have nothing to do but to save souls; therefore spend and be spent in this work.

I am the infinite sea, and all worlds are but grains of sand upon my shore.

She kissed me harder, breath huffing into my mouth, and bit my lip. Oh, hell that was amazing. I growled before I could stop myself.

If all the ancient sacred writings had been preserved, some would be found to be heretical.

Congress should pass legislation to remove from the federal courts their jurisdiction to hear these outrageous challenges to the Ten Commandments and the Pledge of Allegiance.

Photographers are always imposing

Love is enough: though the world be a-waning, And the woods have no voice but the voice of complaining.