Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

A true party-man hates and despises candour.

There still remains to mortify a wit The many-headed monster of the pit.

Intention without action is useless.

I'm doing this for me.

If you practice the holy exercise of Spiritual Communion a good many times each day, within a month you will see yourself completely changed.

I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.

My husband and I are loyal to our community and very approachable, even though we're kind of mainstream.

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

There is no shame in scars, Ismae.

I certainly was one of the instigators in the 1960s of freedom of expression.