Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

I'm not afraid of a party!

If you cannot find the peace, then at least hone the anger...

He could fiddle all the bugs off a sweet-potato vine.

If I had to design a career for myself, I would have done comedy.

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

I think you're doing better than you were the last time we saw you. You're growing a new heart, for a start.

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

I admire the attention other writers can give to the world we're walking in.

I'm the guy who loves being in the supporting cast.

I don't know myself, what to do, where to go... I lie in the crack of a book for my comfort... it's what the world offers... please leave me alone to dream as I fancy.