High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.

The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

A belief is not true because it is useful

Rhino-mounted Bantu shock troops could have overthrown the Roman Empire. It never happened.

The reason why salt and sugar are known to be sweet is that they season other things. Care to share and dare to do it every day!

One of the most lucrative privileges of an empty handed is the easiness to embrace wholeheartedly!

My father got me strong and straight and slim And I give thanks to him. My mother bore me glad and sound and sweet I kiss her feet.

Heaven is never deaf but when man's heart is dumb.

Everyone is a potential murderer-in everyone there arises from time to time thewish to kill-though not the will to kill.

Just as typography is human speech translated into what can be read, so photography is the translation of reality into a readable image.

The Scriptures of God are my only foundation and substance in all matters of weight and importance.

Whoever does not seek the cross of Christ doesn't seek the glory of Christ.