High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Enlightenment is tuning our consciousness to music of the universe.

The central message of the Bible is Jesus Christ.

Life wants you to know that people are more important than things.

I've been broody since I was 12, but I can't just get anyone pregnant. It has got to be the right person.

The secret is there is no secret.

Everything that I do in my life is geared towards my kids and their survival and giving them the best education that I can possibly give them and the best home that I can possibly give them.

Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.

Abolish the Loyal League and the Ku Klux Klan; let us come together and stand together.

If it takes seven days to make a living, you ought to be doing something else.

Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well.