High school and equality are forever incompatible.

Elvis is bound to be dead. Look at all the vultures in his vicinity.

Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.

Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains.

Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.

Nobody has time to write a book. Some people just do it anyhow.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

anger is more productive than fear.

But to mourn, that's different. To mourn is to be eaten alive with homesickness for the person.

No matter what life throws at you, never stop loving it. Obstacles are meant to be conquered.

I decided that if I didn't allow myself to fall asleep, then I wouldn't have to wake up again and despair.

Every time, he breaks your hearts. And every time, he expects me to pick up the pieces.

Relish love in your old age! Aged love is like aged wine it becomes more satisfying more refreshing more valuable more appreciated and more intoxicating!

I love stories about people that, whatever situation they're in, you can relate to them in a way.

I worked at Ikea as a customer service rep for two years and loved it.

Nobody knows who said it first, but somebody must have: 'Kid's gotta be a maniac.

The growth of love is not a straight line, but a series of hills and valleys.

It's not a holiday until you overdo it!