Hillary Clinton doesn't have any natural talents. Hillary doesn't have any natural connection to people. Hillary doesn't have any charisma, magnetism. All of that has to be manufactured by the media.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The gods do make playthings of us. But it is we mortals who provide them with tools.

I think, just as footballers play better at home, maybe film-makers, too, create better at home, even though the rules of football are the same wherever you go.

As houses well stored with provisions are likely to be full of mice, so the bodies of those that eat much are full of diseases.

When people don't understand that the government doesn't have their interests in mind, they're more susceptible to go to war.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

I'm not real impressed with the Star Trek weaponry, I gotta be honest.

Through my work at the Katie Piper Foundation, I've seen how the smallest of kindness can make a difference to someone's life. Even a simple smile instead of a start can lift someone's heart.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

As a strong woman, there are things I would never put up with.

If you're not worth speaking on, then you haven't adequately done your job.