Hillary Clinton doesn't know what she's doing except open borders and let everybody come in and destroy America by the way.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Through the years our business has been killing

Shows itself in the notion that what may be objectively true may in the mouth of certain people become false.

I don't like 'cool telly.'

Everyone keeps asking you for pictures, and after a while you get tired of that. I always say, They are in the archives.

I love to tell stories. I love to tell stories the way I tell them, not the way anybody else tells them. I am all the time writing a novel.

Sentimentalists are they who seek to enjoy without incurring the Immense Debtorship for a thing done.

Coffee: we can get it anywhere, and get as loaded as we like on it, until such teeth-chattering, eye-bulging, nonsense-gibbering time as we may be classified unable to operate heavy machinery.

Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.

What 'eminent domain' laws mean in practice is that politicians have a right to seize your property and turn it over to someone else, in order to gain campaign contributions and win votes.

I do not want my new works to be generated in a market or audience of any kind.