Hillary Clinton has this problem. The more she's seen, the more she's heard, the worse she does. This is not arguable.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

A strong realization hits me.

There were more than a dozen extinction level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs!

solutions have a voice - the art is knowing how to listen

Genius is only great patience.

If you lack the power to demoralize yourself along with the age, to go as low and as far, do not complain of being misunderstood by it.

The only thing I can't stand is discomfort.

A good day's writing, when I turn off my computer after I know that I've written okay, or as well as I can write, that's a day well spent.

It's a real gift when you find someone to share your life with.

Once I got to an age where I was old enough to make my own decisions, I quit everything and did what I actually wanted to do, which was start a band.

He is greatly honored by the time we take to weigh with mature deliberation matters having to do with his service, as are all those with which we deal.