[Hillary Clinton] is been honest about how many people she wants to enter the country unquestioned, unvetted, both illegal immigrants and refugees.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

...success is not a comparison of what we have done with what others have done.

We feel free when we escape - even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire.

You can't achieve what you can't imagine being done

It's fine to work on any problem, so long as it generates interesting mathematics along the way - even if you don't solve it at the end of the day.

Ordinary life goes on--that has saved many a man's reason.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

History is written backwards but lived forwards.

I realized that I started writing songs to make people feel how I felt, rather than just making them feel something. That's not the way I should do things.

Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.

I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.