Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

In our dynamic age, the speed of motion is increasing

Political success in Athens seemed to depend on having a party, and there seemed now to be no party with whom an honorable man could connect himself.

You can’t let fear and indecision sink your creativity—they do not easily release their hold.

Beautiful roads do not always lead to beautiful places! Heaven may be hidden at the end of an ugly road! Do not be deceived by the beginning

Yoga is bringing suppleness in body, calmness in mind, kindness in heart and awareness in life.

Man peoples his current living space with a world of his own, crowded with the offspring of his fancies, desires, impulses, and passions.

I never say of an operation that it is without danger.

If you've got a deadline and you're an artist, you've just got to be on the case - nothing else can come in the way, or you won't make good work... the people around you just have to understand.

We are but older children, dear, Who fret to find our bedtime near.

I'm happy we have three healthy children and we'll stay with three healthy children.