Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

A life contemplating the blessings of Christ becomes a life acting the love of Christ.

Your words crossed a threshold, And entered the past, Yet they have created, A word that will last.

This is what storytelling gets you. You make things up that aren't real, and then get upset when they don't turn out as expected.

You Say To People 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves?

The proverb warns that "You should not bite the hand that feeds you." But maybe you should if it prevents you from feeding yourself.

It's been very hard for the guitar as a serious synthesizer to compete with keyboards.

All who love have lied.

The universe displays no proof of an all-directing mind.

It's going to be over soon, so I don't really have time to get busy.

All writers should strive to deliver something fresh-something editors or readers won't know they want until they see it.