Hillary Clinton's been around for 30 years. Why do these stories need to be told? It isn't all of this widely known?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Your life becomes precious when you use your thoughts and actions to make someone precious in your life.

Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face -Poets alone should kiss and tell.

Maybe Heaven will be a library. Then I will be able to finish my to-read list.

Almighty God thy will be done in my life as it is in Heaven, in Jesus Christ name. Amen.

No one destined is to know their own destiny untill it is to late

With Hitler it was all floating, without roots, intangible and mediumistic.

The soul of man is larger than the sky, Deeper than ocean, or the abysmal dark Of the unfathomed center.

If you want everything to be nice and straight all the time, then go live in a world made with a triungular ruler.

I'm not singing the virtues of corporations simply 'cause they exist. But by the same token I'm not gonna be like your average liberal and condemn them just because they exist.

I've always identified with the misfits