Hillary Clinton's economic plan is the biggest sitting duck to be blown to smithereens, you could do it in two sentences.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

I guess you could say I'm allergic to sunlight. If I'm exposed to it, it could kill me.

All is change all yields its place and goes.

Freedom is from within.

A woman is most beautiful when she smiles.

Wash your face before bed every night. Your skin will thank you - and your pillow too!

[The Bill of Rights is] designed to protect individuals and minorities against the tyranny of the majority, but it's also designed to protect the people against bureaucracy, against the government.

I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.

There is no happiness where there is no wisdom.

Sexual harassment legislation in its present form makes all men unequal to all women.