Hillary Clinton's nasty, but I can be nastier than she ever can be.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."Have you been watching Oprah again?

... waiting for the spell to end, as all spells must.

This explains why, whenever a person says sie to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.

The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten.

We must meditate, brothers. These grapes will yield no wine we tread upon it.

The time has to be right and the heart willing.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.

Meekness, the subtraction of self, reduces the multiplication of words.

Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, and the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well.

Tell me you're crazy, maybe then I'll understand.