Hindsight is a beautiful thing, mage. The past is for the memory, the present is for the mind.

You can't hammer in a nail with words...""No, but you can start a war with them.

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.

You know it’s a real salvation when Baptists use cold water.

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.

In politics people give you what they think you deserve and deny you what they think you want.

I believe [ Rajiv Gandhi] had a real sense that he would be assassinated.

I'm so powerful in stage that I seem to have created a monster. When I'm performing I'm an extrovert, yet inside I'm a completely different man.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

I dream that my face appears on a postage stamp.

Whoever is versed in the jargon does not have to say what he thinks, does not even have to think it properly. The jargon takes over this task.

And I have the sunset, and the Tuscan wine, and the white teeth of the women in Rome. I am a traveler in Romance.