Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The secrecy of our existence is the key to our survival. The existence of a frail human will never stand upon that.'Lothaire

It is not enough to succeed a friend must fail.

Larry Hagman was a huge star, and he was carrying my stuff for me.

Humans react to danger when it is immediate, immoral, visible... Global warming does not press any of those buttons.

People I look to: again, Hank Aaron, man you challenged the status quo and the records of the game. Monumental feats in an era where people didn't like that.

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

Use no superfluous word, no adjective, which does not reveal something.

Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.

Obviously, guns are a way to protect yourself.

I will be talking with gymnasts from some of the other countries. I will be getting a feel for what they're thinking and what they're doing. It should be a really great meet