Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy. Everything is!

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.

I love Amsterdam. The city is vibrant and alive. It's fresh and so open. It's definitely one of my favorite places.

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.

I have no interest in understanding sheep, only eating them.

The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation.

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.

And be grateful. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.

Human emotions are a gift from our animal ancestors. Cruelty is a gift humanity has given itself.

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

Either God can do nothing to stop catastrophes like this, or he doesn't care to, or he doesn't exist. God is either impotent, evil, or imaginary. Take your pick, and choose wisely.

As long as your ideas of what's possible are limited by what's actual, no other idea has a chance.

Invest your evaporating time and leave a legacy behind for future generations.

Talent can take you so far

I had no chance of controlling a ball game until I first controlled myself.

Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.

Vicksburg is the nail head that holds the South’s two halves together.

Daisy had known the novel was silly even as she had read it, but that had not detracted one bit from her enjoyment.

Only morons start a business on a loan?

The minute that we change our minds, and stop giving power to the past, the past with its mistakes loses power over us.

I own the whole world, and folks haven't been keeping up too well on the payments.