His dad said if you did something wrong to someone in public, you ought to admit it in public, too.

Warmblood now a bloodborne death, Will rob your body of it's breathMark your skin and seal your fate The Underland becomes a plate

Companies are bought for their revenue, customer base, technology, or people. A few great companies offer all of these, but any valuable business offers one.

Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

Everyone has a set of presuppositions: what gender is, what it's not. And they may not write them out or they may not be in theoretical books published by Routledge, but they have a theory.

I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

Seven Deadly Sins Wealth without work Pleasure without conscience Science without humanity Knowledge without character Politics without principle Commerce without morality Worship without sacrifice.

If you believe you can shed pounds quickly by force of will and deprivation, you will in all likelihood not only regain the ones you lost, but add a few more besides.

A pard-like spirit, beautiful and swift.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.