His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

She felt worthless and hollow. There was no hope of fixing this.And when hope is gone, time is punishment.

I just want people to take a step back, take a deep breath and actually look at something with a different perspective. But most people will never do that.

Sweet exists by convention, bitter by convention, color by convention; but in reality atoms and the void alone exist

The problem is I can think whatever I think but I still feel the way I feel.

Since the Exodus, freedom has always spoken with a Hebrew accent.

What can the will do when the heart commands?

To allow myself to be loved by God in my deepest brokenness is to experience a love that defies human comprehension.

How many things I can do without!

Conflict is part of being a foreign correspondent; spending long hours talking to politicians in capitals is another part of it.

Where defining foreign policy as 'ethical' went wrong was that it implied that all decisions would be exclusive in every respect of any dealings with unethical regimes.