His embrace was my drug of choice, and as any addict knew, one sampling was way too many and a thousand never enough.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

If your body is excited to do something, that's what you should be doing. Or if it really scares you, you should be doing it.

I don't think there should be a Palestinian state because I don't believe in states.

You do know the answers to most of your problems. Somewhere deep inside, you know.

On his contract negotiations with the Devils: It's beyond money at this point. They're not even treating him as a member of their family, unless it's a dysfunctional family.

Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime.

Prayer must mean something to us, if it is to mean anything to God.

Good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people.

Every nation sincerely desires peace; and all nations pursue courses which if persisted in, must make peace impossible.

A written discourse on any subject is bound to contain much that is fanciful.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.