His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

A man's immortality can be found in his children.

Ohana means family - no one gets left behind, and no one is ever forgotten.' <3

It flashed as a guiding light whilstDuran was lost in his dreams

When you get to be nearly 60, you do take stock. You don't know what's around the corner.

I think we are in a non-essentialist bubble—everything seems important—so of course nothing is.

Disobedience that is wholly civil should never provoke retaliation.

Men's hearts are cold. They are indifferent.

Lack is more in means, than in principles.

Reputation, you know – a lifetime to build, seconds to destroy.

I am a friend to subordination, as most conducive to the happiness of society. There is a reciprocal pleasure in governing and being governed.