His hands were weak and shaking from carrying far too many books from the bookshop. It was the best feeling.

The Sun is such a lonely star. Whenever he comes out to see his friends, they all disappear.

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw.

I'm ready for another adventure now, take me far away please!Ok one more... But then you have to read to me!

If I read our story backwards, it's about how I un-broke your heart, and then we were happy until one day, you forgot about me forever.

It's HE-RO, " the boy argued."No, " the girl insisted, "it's HER-O.

My family has always believed that when we are faced with large and apparently impossible problems, the best solutions are found by the insane people, not the sensible ones.

How long will you wait for the right time to come? The right time is now and the right place is here.

Not all bits have equal value.

Actors may know how to act, but a lot of them don't know how to behave.

The family I grew up in had three generations of widows.

The majority of times when a man thinks he has been the instigator, which men like to think, in sexual and romantic experiences, that has not been the case.

Each according to his own way of seeing things, seek one goal, that is gratification.

Do they choose to be so dense? Were they born that way? I have no friends. I have nothing. I say nothing. I am nothing.

Many things in life are not fair but all things should be.

People send everyone hate mail. That's the way the world works right now, I'm nothing special.