His head just disappeared into his shoulders.

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

A Maximus, the Gladiator lies in every human being. When the time comes, your Maximus within you will come out. It is not called destiny, it is an extended automatic self reflex

To make people feel special you don't have to pay money but rather pay attention.

Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

I love you too, sweet sister. But you're a fool. A beautiful golden fool.

No man has any influence or power for good when angry.

My favorite movie ever is Bicycle Thieves.

There's always a message in my comedy.

I did not run away, I walked away by daylight….

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.