His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

[History is] petrified imagination.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

I have nothing but contempt.

Any Mexican, would recognise that Mexico was abused, undervalued and downgraded in international circles, most of all by the United States.

Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?

The only thing more certain than the hatred of enemies is the envy of friends.

In the contemplation of beauty we are raised above ourselves, the passions are silenced and we are happy in the recognition of a good that we do not seek to possess.

I am not any hate-America person. I really came here for positive reasons.

You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.

Between 21-30 women go through humungous changes. After that, they've generally achieved what they wanted, and they're more settled.

I'm actually introverted and shy.

The prefix cyber is going the way of the prefix electro.