His lie ability is an asset

It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.

You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.

It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.

Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.

Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.

If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.

Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.

The internet makes everything not enough.

We are all happy if we but knew it.

Money solves nothing but it eases everything.

Spirituality is the ability to say - It is OK, in every circumstance.

I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot be glad, content with what cannot be mended, and patient when there be no redress.

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

I think we do people a great disservice by putting them on a pedestal and not allowing them to be human.

The world's an angry place these days. Let's just not take it out on each other.

That translucent alabaster of our memories.

It takes a lot of people years to turn a negative into a positive. It takes me, like, an album.

I'm sorry. It's my fault. How do I make it right?