His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free.

If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly. “I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.

He needed a woman. Bad.

The children laughing without knowing why - isn't that beautiful?

His eyes, if anything, gleamed even more bright, having found the treasure he sought.

Passion is like the lightning, it is beautiful, and it links the earth to heaven, but alas it blinds!

If you are open-minded and ready to learn, there are many things which you can learn not only from books and instructors but from the very life experience itself.

I don't think anybody's necessarily ready for death. You can only hope that when it approaches, you feel like you've said what you wanted to say. Nobody wants to go out in mid-sentence.

Jesus is who saved me. He's what keeps me full and whole.

Suspense is worst than disappointment.

The secret to happiness is to find a congenial monotony.

So, I heard you're this ninja or something.

I’m not anyone,” he says. “I’m nobody. That’s what being factionless is.