His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

By faith we will become strong and withstand the spiritual battle warring against us

Can you just trust in our love, without asking me to prove it every single second?

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Style is about surviving, about having been through a lot and making it look easy.

It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.

It's no accident that Op. 111 attracts literary attention. Though it's music, it doesn't quite behave like it. It seems to be charged with meaning, to communicate in symbols, ciphers, clues.

Women make natural anarchists and revolutionaries, because they've always been second-class citizens, kinda having had to claw their way up.

I was good friends with Frank Sinatra, I heard Steve Kaufman painting his portrait, so I asked Steve to paint my portrait.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

The love of dominion is the most engrossing passion.