His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.

People take power trips at the most inopportune times.

I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.

He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.

She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.

Watching dance isn't about picking up moves. It's about noting the relationships between motion and space and rhythm to absorb a greater concept

Each generation ... rescues a new area from what its predecessors arrogantly and snobbishly dismissed as 'the lunatic fringe.

Nearly everyone has had a box of secret pain, shared with no one.

Tonight, let us think back to the sense of unity that prevailed on 9/11.

We all know Gael - when he's at his best, it's tough to play.

Market growth alone doesn't give you enough tailwind. You have to create your own. The way to do that is by designing products for consumers that wow them.

Healing and positive life change comes from having the courage and spiritual conviction to look squarely at life's impermanence.

As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold.

A house is built of logs and stone, of tiles and posts and piers; a home is built of loving deeds that stand a thousand years.

I have a mother that's very strong and family that surround me and constantly tell me they love me.