His own naivety taunted him like a flicker of madness.

He avoided small talk at the best of times and this, unquestionably, was a million horrific miles from the best of times.

Then he leaned over, right there in the restaurant parking lot, and kissed me. And it wasn’t a friendship kiss, either. It was tender and real, and utterly romantic.

You’re one tough egg to crack. You know that? You’re like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma.

The angels will help get you where you need to go.

All life is theatre, ' he said. 'We are all actors, you and I, in a play which nobody wrote and which nobody will see. We have no audience but ourselves....

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

The essence of Richard Nixon is loneliness.

I have discovered such wonderful things that I was amazed... Out of nothing I have created a strange new universe.

Prices are going up. Unemployment is continue to go up. And we have not had the necessary correction for the financial bubble created by our Federal Reserve system.

In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.

Many Americans who are not fastened at the temples to a Christian prayer book are offended by politicians who justify their decisions by piously quoting the Old Testament.