His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

We might not be able to change the entire world but we can surely leave a mark by positively touching people's lives one at a time.

It is the brain, not the heart or lungs, that is the critical organ

For me, first of all, I love people, I love ideas.

The Universe contains three things that cannot be destroyed; Being, Awareness and LOVE

I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair!

It always surprised me that I was getting acting work.

You don't make any money when you're my age. The stars get it all. That's a lie, actually.

Anyway, I was the one in real danger. I got cornered by a pack of wild sorority girls in the food court. Apparently it's mating season.

Sympathetic cracks. A term frequently used by architects and surveyors in terms of ageing houses. I know what they mean.

George Bush is guilty of murder for the deaths of over 4000 young American soldiers who have died in the Iraqi war.