His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

Unjustified ambition kills value, Kills someone else's desire to fly, Cuts their wings, sucks their air.If there is nothing else, it eats its own life.

God’s principles work whether we believe them or not.

To be truly positive in the eyes of some, you have to risk appearing negative in the eyes of others.

I will be happy with certainly when the corruption index improve.

It's nothing to do with us at all, our success is due to the taste of the public.

I'm easy to please and hard to satisfy.

I applied to Uncyclopedia Bassists, and was accepted!!

The talent of historians lies in their creating a true ensemble out of facts which are but half true.

When we keep the spirit of Christmas, we keep the spirit of Christ, for the Christmas spirit is the Christ spirit.