Historically, philosophy does not have an impressive track record of answering questions about natural world in a decisive manner.

It is not how much you are paid that matters. But how much you get done that is most important.

The right man is the one that seizes the moment.

Those 3,000 jobs in Sioux Falls, based on our population back then in Sioux Falls, would have taken 300,000 jobs in New York City to equal it at Citibank.

They found our hero in the gutter with a diamond ring and a gun.

Presumption must be quenched even more than a fire.

I love Italy and I say I am from Italy wherever I go.

I like to play a wide range of characters. The more they're unlike me, the better I like it.

I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment it terrifies me, I get really nervous. It's a great buzz when it goes well.

I wouldn't want to donate my body for scientific study.

How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!