Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

In dividing the light, things are seen. And we notice ourselves.

There are only five things you can do in baseball: run throw catch hit and hit with power.

We are so habitually nostalgic by now that we anticipate looking back in the midst of enjoyment, look forward to watching the videos we're taking of our children even as we make them.

Music files and downloading have indeed changed the currency of music to a great degree.

Walking is a man's best medicine.

Absolute, true and mathematical time, of itself, and from its own nature flows equably without relation to anything external.

True courage is born only when it is accompanied by justice.

To celebrate the sacrament of reconciliation means to be wrapped in a warm embrace.

My kids were targeted on Facebook by protesters.

I think for me the trick is not to aim to impress or to even try to make people laugh but instead to tell the truth.