Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance. We've already played them twice.

You're always going to be struggling if you haven't got a left foot.

That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice.

Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any different.

That could have been his second yellow card - if he'd already got his first one of course

You are just like any another person until you try something different!

Cultures that do not wish to exist cannot be dissuaded from destroying themselves.

Oh my God - this is scary and sad all at the same time. I literally dream about buying my own groceries. Swear to God. Because it is something that is real and normal.

Not everyone is worth listening to.

An infallible Remedy for the Tooth-ach, viz Wash the Root of an aching Tooth, in Elder Vinegar, and let it dry half an hour in the Sun; after which it will never ach more; Probatum est.

I don't need no extra hands in my pocket.

If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right.

I don't pretend to be able to do TV diagnosis, but I think the guy [Donald Trump] has a problem.

Gossip, like ennui, is born of idleness.

In truth, there is enormous space in which to live our everyday lives.