History has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

God is the ultimate judge of what is truly in our souls. But we are requiered to forgive everyone.

Love is defined by difficult acts of human compassion & generosity.

Don't write when you're angry and under deadline, with time to test it only on friends who know what you mean, not on strangers who don't.

Reverence for life, veneratio vitæ, is the most direct and at the same time the profoundest achievement of my will-to-live.

Being called a person, as such, indicates that one should only have one character and be true to it.

You can realign people's physical chemistry with sound.

This world has few redeeming features, and one is the capacity for people to love one another with great, enduring passion.

Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

The Establishment likes people who take no responsibility and cannot respect themselves.