History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Do not waste time wondering things you can't do well, instead think about things you can do great.

My big philosophy is: Try and work with good people, because the process is your life. That's going to be really, really hard. I'm glad I learned the lesson, 'Failure is OK.

All we need to do is start believing in ourselves and in America again.

I just love creating an environment where people can open up and say what's on their mind and in their heart.

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

Someone's always going to come down on the side of the fence.

How much you discipline your mind to step out of its routines and look into new ways of doing things that you haven't yet adopted, is what will determine your economic potential.

We're concerned with how things turn out; God seems more concerned with how we turn out.

There is no security, no safety, in the appeasement of evil.

You need conviction in your own beliefs, and the willingness to ignore others naysaying.