History is one damn thing after another.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

How brave a ladybug must be! Each drop of rain is big as she. Can you imagine what you'd do, If raindrops fell as big as you?

There is no way to clearly capture or sum up life...when fully lived.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

The sheer ease with which we can produce a superficial image often leads to creative disaster.

Requiem has been controversial because people dont feel I gave it closure.

Why is it he feels some line has been crossed, some boundary transgressed? How much is too much, how far is too far?

That which is created in a relationship can be fixed in a relationship.

My theory on genre is that while there are people out there who believe that genre tells people what to read, actually I believe that genre exists as a marketing tool to tell you what to avoid.

Religion is something that you need to do in silence.

All of the significant art of today stems from Conceptual art. This includes the art of installation, political, feminist and socially directed art.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.