[History is] petrified imagination.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

They're so cold, these scholars!May lightning strike their foodso that their mouths learn howto eat fire!

But you're so strong. I wish I were strong. I just like eating.

The most harmful lies and the most hurtful, always contain a grain of truth, " he said. "But nevertheless, lies they do remain.

No failure in America, whether of love or money, is ever simple; it is always a kind of betrayal, of a mass of shadowy, shared hopes.

Don’t forget: when you start a website, it’s not yet a trusted site. So you have to bring people from a trusted site to your site to build up the trust in your site.

All whom war, dearth, age, agues, tyrannies, Despair, law, chance, hath slain.

No literature is sound, no philosophy of action workable, if it doesn't take a hard look at itself.

Peoples nurtured on freedom and self-government judge any other form of polity to be deformed and unnatural. Those who are used to monarchy do the same .

I supported the assault weapon ban.

Please don't take a turn to negative town.