History: the category of human phenomena which tends to catastrophe.

People who feel well are sick people neglecting themselves.

The world is an enormous injustice.

Healthy people are invalids who don't know it.

I won't ever leave you, even though you're always leaving me.

She needed to get out of there. Her brains, thankfully, were still safely in her skull, but her emotions were splattered on the pavement.

I don't remember everything that happened, and I'm looking forward to the tale. But I know, I feel, that it was good. Even if I did die. It was a damn excellent dream.

Nothing is so soothing to our self-esteem as to find our bad traits in our forebears. It seems to absolve us.

If you're conscious you must be depressed, or at least cynical.

Fashion is like music, and when you put music in a cage it doesn't work.

The virtue of Christianity is obedience.

I may have left Liverpool but the city and club will always be part of me.

You who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.

I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.