Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Having made the decision to love, had I chosen life instead of death?

Take care not to welcome today the terrors that will make yesterday's demons look like angels.

To this day, good English usually means the English wealthy and powerful people spoke a generation or two ago.

Would you rather be right or free?

Your energy of love is so powerful that it can heal anything, including your future.

Rhode Island has become a second home to me after being involved in its cultural life for over 61 years. I look upon it as a privilege to be inducted into the Rhode Island Music Hall of Fame.

I think it's as popular as it ever has been and it continues to grow as it does all around the world.

It's important to stop and realize what we have, why we have it and how privileged we are. And from that place, start caring and get a lot done.

Yet I have said over and over again that there is no "right" or "wrong" in the universe. A thing is not intrinsically right or wrong. A thing simply is.

There was nothing so attractive as a powerful, handsome, and self-assured man.