Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”Percy raised his eyebrows. “Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

Dedication, Determination, and hard work will feed life into your dreams.

Sometimes breaking the rules is just extending the rules

It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded but the fear of pain or death.

Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.

Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol.

To prove that the Americans ought not to be free, we are obliged to deprecate the value of freedom itself.

Vanity is a natural object of temptation to a woman.

Three years without a Premiership title? I don't think I would still be in a job.

Like any sport, if you can clinch it sooner, clinch it sooner. It just makes the celebration that much sweeter.

Obviously I can't rely on my group, but I don't want to rely on a laptop just to play back some backing tracks, that's not the way I do things really.