Hmmm... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Forgive to be free, let go to grow like a tree.

Until you have experienced the true love of God, you will continue to accept his or her version of love and call it faith. #ChooseToWin

O Lord attend unto my cry.

Blogging is to writing what extreme sports are to athletics: more free-form, more accident-prone, less formal, more alive. It is, in many ways, writing out loud.

Canada's Far North is where I knew I had to go.

I try to extract something positive from every situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice.

The U.N. is much more than the case of Iraq.

Where civilization entailed the corruption of barbarian virtues and the creation of dependent people, I decided, I was opposed to civilization.

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.

I believe it will be found that those who marry late are best pleased with their children; and those who marry early, with their partners.